George Zimmerman needs a good divorce lawyer – Stat! Job Description: First and foremost, read the blogs, twitter and facebook pages because there are millions on social media who know more than you do. Second, help take a simple two-way promise and turn it into several complicated one-way promises which neither side can understand or hope to fulfill (this is a must for a lawyer). Third speak with the media always advocating forcefully for George, fourth keep George out of any more trouble and finally put Nettles in contact with your support staff. Her ideas are a must read. 🙂
Please take the case for no pay because we can’t afford this much needed service. However, if you impress the executive at national news stations you might get future employment with them. We can also offer you the possibilities of book deals and fame. There is not a whole lot of fortune in the future for you in the case but if you apply yourself and work hard, you can turn it into a positive.
As an extra bonus, we can offer you the benefit of thousands of opinions and nice people to talk to. Just ignore the nasty ones and put on your thick skin every day.
Please apply within. Immediate vacancy…oh one last thing, how do you react to you and your family getting death threats?
Marriage is a three ring circus. An engagement ring, a wedding ring, and the suffer-ring ~ Author Unknown